I am a former stay-at-home mom who has given up her hopes and dreams of becoming a professional reader. I now spend my days showing small children how to play games on computers. Right now I'm living vicariously through my 9 year-old who is reading everything she can get her hands on.
Into year three and I have found the best line in the book. "Her breasts had sagged like two empty socks with toes full of pebbles."
I had a rough day. It was my first full day back at work in nearly five years. One my four year olds said she hated me when I left her with the sitter and a kid threw up in my classroom. I needed a giggle. That made me giggle.